Yeah!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah...
Okay! Alright!
Yo, Yo.
Yo! Yo!
Alright, money comes first.
Here we go now!
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs.
That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her.
Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs.
That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom.
"My mom, my mom" --I know you're probably
tired of hearing the "my mom" oh-oh whoa-oh,
but this is just a story of when I was just a shorty
and how I became hooked on Va-al-iu-um.
Valium was in everything: food that I ate,
the water that I drank, fucking peas in my plate.
She sprinkled just enough of it just to season my steak
so everyday I had at least three stomach aches.
Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her
son be grow up to be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever?
My teacher didn't think I was gonna' be nothing, either:
"What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fuckin' seat for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffing ether.
Either that or the motherfucker's been puffin reefer."
But all of this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was, either.
It was neither. I was buzzin', but it wasn't what she thought.
Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you ain't my keeper. I'm sleepin';
What the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me for?
Slut, you need to leave me the fuck alone; I ain't playin'.
Go find you a white crayon and color a fuckin' zebra.
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs.
That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her.
Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs.
That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom.
Wait a minute! This ain't dinner, this is paint thinner!
"You ate it yesterday; I ain't hear no complaints, did I?"
"Now here's a plate full of pain killers.
Now just wait 'til I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes.
You little motherfucker, don't you sit there and make
that retarded fuckin' face without even tastin' it!"
"You'd better lick the fuckin', plate; you ain't wastin' it.
Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement again!
And I ain't givin' in. You're gonna' just sit there and want to fuckin' play spin again
until next Thanksgiving, and if you still ain't finished it,
I'll use the same shit again, and when I make spinach dip, it'll be placed in the shit!
You little shit, wanna' sit there and play innocent?
A rat fell and hit me in K-Mart, and they witnessed it!
Child support? Your father, he ain't sent the shit!
So what if he did? It's none of your dang business, kid!"
My mom, there's no one else quite like my mom.
I know I should let bygones be bygones,
but she's the reason why I am high on what I'm high on.
'Cuz my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs.
That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her.
Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs.
That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom.
My mom loved Valium. Now, what I am is a party animal.
I am what I am, but I'm strong to the finish wit' me Valium spinach.
But my bars only last about two minutes!
But I don't want to swallow it without chewin' it.
I can't even write a rhyme without you in it, my Valium, my Val-i-um. Oh!
Man, I never thought that I could ever be a drug addict.
--"nah, fuck that, I can't have it happen to me!" but that's actually
what has ended up happenin' in a tragedy fuckin' passin' it up back to me.
And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it?
Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, Mom! Beautiful!
She killed the fuckin' dope with the medicine she done fed it.
Feed it a fuckin' aspirin and say that it has a headache.
"Here, wanna' snack? You hungry, you fuckin' brat?
Look at that! It's a Xanax! Take it and take a nap! Eat it!"
But I don't need it!
"Well fuck it, then break it up!
Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up!"
Alright, Ma, you win! I don't feel like arguin'!
I'll do it --pop and gobble it, start wobblin',
stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip, then I fall in bed
with bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobble head!
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs.
That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her.
Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs.
That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom.
My mom, I'm just like her!
My mom, my mom, my mom (x3)
My mom, my mama
[in an Eric Cartman voice:] My mama, I ain't takin' this no more.
Heh, sorry mom! I sill love you, though! [kiss sound]
Dr. Dre 2010!
[in a mocking tone:] Man this shit is hella' hard, homie! Man, take us on outta' here...
Oh!
Monday, June 15, 2009
Eminem - Same Song & Dance
Yeah, same song and dance,
Damn girl everywhere I go,
Same song and dance,
I like the way you move all over the globe,
Same song and dance,
Something about it man,
Same song and dance,
In the pale of the moonlight.
(Verse 1)
I'm looking at ya,
Yeah girl your kinda tooken back by,
The whole rapper thing aren't ya,
Prolly thinkin' you get slapped so dang hard ya,
Won't even be able to stand straight up aren't ya,
Couple rape charges people think your a monster,
The police constantly bugging you non stop,
I walk up on ya, well hello Tanya,
I think you got your on star button inside your car stuck,
You out of gas,
Do you got a flat,
I would hate for you to get stranded at the laundry mat,
I got your back,
Why don't you put your laundry basket in the back,
And sit up front, do not ask and it's a trap,
You just got jacked,
And body snatched,
And it's a wrap,
In brood day, no mask for this attack,
I heard him say exact opposite to track,
If that's a fact,
It'll take task force to get you back.
(Chorus)
Yeah baby do that dance,
It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do,
Girl shake that ass,
You ain't never gonna break that glass,
That windshield's to strong for you,
I said yeah baby sing that song,
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing,
You sexy little thing,
Show me what you got,
Give it your all,
Look at you ball,
Why you crying to me,
Same song and dance.
(Verse 2)
The first victim I had she was a big one,
A big movie star a party girl, big fun,
She was the girl the media always picked on,
In and out of rehab every 4 to 6 months,
She was always known for her little pranks and slick stunts,
At nickelodeon flashed the little kids once,
Was an event it was,
I was sitting in front,
I was hooked in it the first glimpse at them buns,
Seen her backstage now here's where I come in son,
Look here she comes,
I better pull out the big guns,
Hello Lindsay your looking a little thin hun,
How about a ride to rehab get in cunt,
We're starting off on the wrong foot just what I didn't want,
Girl I'm just kidding let me start over again hun,
See what I meant was we should have a little intervention,
Come with me to Brighton,
Let me relieve the tension,
You little wench ya,
Murder wasn't my intention,
If I wanted to kill you it would have already been done,
Slowly she gets in and I begin to lynch her,
With 66 inches of extension, chord.
(Chorus)
Yeah baby do that dance,
It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do,
Girl shake that ass,
You ain't never gonna break that glass,
That windshield's to strong for you,
I said yeah baby sing that song,
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing,
You sexy little thing,
Show me what you got,
Give it your all,
Look at you ball,
Why you crying to me,
Same song and dance.
(Verse 3)
My second victim was even bigger than the first,
Pop star icon the whole works,
She played a little school girl when she first burst,
Up on the scene and seen that the world was hers,
She twirls and turns,
And blurts and skirts so bad it hurts,
It hurt me and made me mad at first,
Alas after my songs,
But what was really going on was,
I had developed a crush,
I just didn't know how to tell it to her,
Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her,
Send her pictures of my collection of skeletons,
What do you mean hand her my cellphone and elephant tusk,
We'll Settle this once and for all,
Im'a tell her at dusk,
Tonight, tonight is the night and tell her I must,
Creep up to her mansion in stilettos and just,
Climb the gate and ring the bell like hello my love,
I just picked up prescription for seroquel up,
Now would you like to share a pill or two with me,
I'll share my valium with you cause I'm feelin' you Brittany,
I'll trade you a blue one for a pink one,
Ever since a school girl juvenile delinquent,
I've been feelin' you,
Ooh ooh girl you sexy little gal,
You hold that pill any longer it will get sentimental value,
Come on tootse give me the valium alley-oop,
I'll slam dunk it in your mouth till' you puke,
And just as soon as you pass out in your alphabet soup,
I'm bout to make a new outfit out of you,
A new outfit, shit,
I'll make a suit out of you, shoot,
Now show me how you move baby do how you do.
(Chorus)
(Chorus)
Yeah baby do that dance,
It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do,
Girl shake that ass,
You ain't never gonna break that glass,
That windshield's to strong for you,
I said yeah baby sing that song,
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing,
You sexy little thing,
Show me what you got,
Give it your all,
Look at you ball,
Why you crying to me,
Same song and dance.
Same kicking and screaming,
Same crying and sobbing,
Same song and dance,
Same begging and pleading,
Same yelling and bleeding,
Same song and dance,
Yeah, same song and dance,
I know, same song and dance.
Damn girl everywhere I go,
Same song and dance,
I like the way you move all over the globe,
Same song and dance,
Something about it man,
Same song and dance,
In the pale of the moonlight.
(Verse 1)
I'm looking at ya,
Yeah girl your kinda tooken back by,
The whole rapper thing aren't ya,
Prolly thinkin' you get slapped so dang hard ya,
Won't even be able to stand straight up aren't ya,
Couple rape charges people think your a monster,
The police constantly bugging you non stop,
I walk up on ya, well hello Tanya,
I think you got your on star button inside your car stuck,
You out of gas,
Do you got a flat,
I would hate for you to get stranded at the laundry mat,
I got your back,
Why don't you put your laundry basket in the back,
And sit up front, do not ask and it's a trap,
You just got jacked,
And body snatched,
And it's a wrap,
In brood day, no mask for this attack,
I heard him say exact opposite to track,
If that's a fact,
It'll take task force to get you back.
(Chorus)
Yeah baby do that dance,
It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do,
Girl shake that ass,
You ain't never gonna break that glass,
That windshield's to strong for you,
I said yeah baby sing that song,
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing,
You sexy little thing,
Show me what you got,
Give it your all,
Look at you ball,
Why you crying to me,
Same song and dance.
(Verse 2)
The first victim I had she was a big one,
A big movie star a party girl, big fun,
She was the girl the media always picked on,
In and out of rehab every 4 to 6 months,
She was always known for her little pranks and slick stunts,
At nickelodeon flashed the little kids once,
Was an event it was,
I was sitting in front,
I was hooked in it the first glimpse at them buns,
Seen her backstage now here's where I come in son,
Look here she comes,
I better pull out the big guns,
Hello Lindsay your looking a little thin hun,
How about a ride to rehab get in cunt,
We're starting off on the wrong foot just what I didn't want,
Girl I'm just kidding let me start over again hun,
See what I meant was we should have a little intervention,
Come with me to Brighton,
Let me relieve the tension,
You little wench ya,
Murder wasn't my intention,
If I wanted to kill you it would have already been done,
Slowly she gets in and I begin to lynch her,
With 66 inches of extension, chord.
(Chorus)
Yeah baby do that dance,
It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do,
Girl shake that ass,
You ain't never gonna break that glass,
That windshield's to strong for you,
I said yeah baby sing that song,
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing,
You sexy little thing,
Show me what you got,
Give it your all,
Look at you ball,
Why you crying to me,
Same song and dance.
(Verse 3)
My second victim was even bigger than the first,
Pop star icon the whole works,
She played a little school girl when she first burst,
Up on the scene and seen that the world was hers,
She twirls and turns,
And blurts and skirts so bad it hurts,
It hurt me and made me mad at first,
Alas after my songs,
But what was really going on was,
I had developed a crush,
I just didn't know how to tell it to her,
Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her,
Send her pictures of my collection of skeletons,
What do you mean hand her my cellphone and elephant tusk,
We'll Settle this once and for all,
Im'a tell her at dusk,
Tonight, tonight is the night and tell her I must,
Creep up to her mansion in stilettos and just,
Climb the gate and ring the bell like hello my love,
I just picked up prescription for seroquel up,
Now would you like to share a pill or two with me,
I'll share my valium with you cause I'm feelin' you Brittany,
I'll trade you a blue one for a pink one,
Ever since a school girl juvenile delinquent,
I've been feelin' you,
Ooh ooh girl you sexy little gal,
You hold that pill any longer it will get sentimental value,
Come on tootse give me the valium alley-oop,
I'll slam dunk it in your mouth till' you puke,
And just as soon as you pass out in your alphabet soup,
I'm bout to make a new outfit out of you,
A new outfit, shit,
I'll make a suit out of you, shoot,
Now show me how you move baby do how you do.
(Chorus)
(Chorus)
Yeah baby do that dance,
It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do,
Girl shake that ass,
You ain't never gonna break that glass,
That windshield's to strong for you,
I said yeah baby sing that song,
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing,
You sexy little thing,
Show me what you got,
Give it your all,
Look at you ball,
Why you crying to me,
Same song and dance.
Same kicking and screaming,
Same crying and sobbing,
Same song and dance,
Same begging and pleading,
Same yelling and bleeding,
Same song and dance,
Yeah, same song and dance,
I know, same song and dance.
Eminem - Medicine Ball
[Intro]
Oh! My Goodness!
What have I done!
Oh no!
I can't believe it!
It's like...
I've got, the whole, world, in my palms!
And I'm ready to drop
[Verse 1]
Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca
It's the village in New York
Right next to the TriBeCa
That's my sector
Homosexual dissector
Come again, rewind selector
I said nice rectum
I had a vasectomy, Hector
So you can't get pregnant if I buy sex and erect ya'
Hannibal Lecter into guy sex
And I bet ya' I tantalize ya'
And in less than 5 seconds I get ya'
They say once bitten and twice shy will lie
Next to the guy with
Nine ecstasy pills and 5 extra
Boxes of ripped condoms and quantities
Why yes sir
I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser
That's my kind of vibe, what else should I try, Lester
Drop kicked the bitch before her second trimester
Performed a home-abortion with Dexter then I guess
I'll dig a fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her
[Chorus]
I
Guess it's
Time
For you
To hate me again
Let's begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in
I said
I
Guess it's
Time
For you
To hate me again
Let's begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends
[Verse 2]
All my West side bitches throw it up...
Put a balloon inside your pussy
Weep and blow it up
Man I think that he just fell off the
Deep
End, sure enough
So you better change the station to keep
From throwing up
Man you've seen it all before
Your all too familiar wit' it
There's a penis on the floor
And two balls
So you know who did it
You know you wit' it, girl
Don't front
Oh no you didn't
I won't rape all the Pussycat Dolls
Nicole, you kiddin'?
I'll pee on Rihanna, see man
I'll do what I wanna
Spray perfume in a sauna
Run Crazy Glue and Madonna
To the La-Z-Boy sofa
Fold her in two then sit on her
Imagine the visual for that, man
Who woulda thought I
Could ever be such a relentless
Prick unleashing his angers(?)
But the chick's so old
She looks like she out-lived a life sentence
I never meant this
Line to be so offensive
If you weren't so defensive
It wouldn't be
You're so sensitive
[Chorus]
I
Guess it's
Time
For you
To hate me again
Let's begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in
I said
I
Guess it's
Time
For you
To hate me again
Let's begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends
[Verse 3]
Put Christopher Reeves on a
Unicycle with a kickstand
Kick it up and push him and lead him
Right into quicksand
Here, you need a hand, big man?
Grab hold of this branch
With both hands
Man, they don't understand
I'm just a sick man
Now everybody's pissed at me
Like it's my fault
This name rhymes with so many different words
Geez
So one last time, Mr. Christopher Reeves
Won't you break it down for me
And just spit the verse, please!
[Eminem As Christopher Reeves]
Eminem, I'm coming to kill you
Always hated you and I still do
You'll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume
Doesn't even fit you
They don't feel you
You're taking this shit too far
Who do you think you are
Hang my suit up in the armoire
Everyday I hate you more and more
Throw down the cardboard
Let's breakdance if you think you're hardcore
[Chorus]
I
Guess it's
Time
For you
To hate me again
Let's begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in
I said
I
Guess it's
Time
For you
To hate me again
Let's begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends
[Outro]
The world is mine!
Oh! My Goodness!
What have I done!
Oh no!
I can't believe it!
It's like...
I've got, the whole, world, in my palms!
And I'm ready to drop
[Verse 1]
Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca
It's the village in New York
Right next to the TriBeCa
That's my sector
Homosexual dissector
Come again, rewind selector
I said nice rectum
I had a vasectomy, Hector
So you can't get pregnant if I buy sex and erect ya'
Hannibal Lecter into guy sex
And I bet ya' I tantalize ya'
And in less than 5 seconds I get ya'
They say once bitten and twice shy will lie
Next to the guy with
Nine ecstasy pills and 5 extra
Boxes of ripped condoms and quantities
Why yes sir
I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser
That's my kind of vibe, what else should I try, Lester
Drop kicked the bitch before her second trimester
Performed a home-abortion with Dexter then I guess
I'll dig a fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her
[Chorus]
I
Guess it's
Time
For you
To hate me again
Let's begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in
I said
I
Guess it's
Time
For you
To hate me again
Let's begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends
[Verse 2]
All my West side bitches throw it up...
Put a balloon inside your pussy
Weep and blow it up
Man I think that he just fell off the
Deep
End, sure enough
So you better change the station to keep
From throwing up
Man you've seen it all before
Your all too familiar wit' it
There's a penis on the floor
And two balls
So you know who did it
You know you wit' it, girl
Don't front
Oh no you didn't
I won't rape all the Pussycat Dolls
Nicole, you kiddin'?
I'll pee on Rihanna, see man
I'll do what I wanna
Spray perfume in a sauna
Run Crazy Glue and Madonna
To the La-Z-Boy sofa
Fold her in two then sit on her
Imagine the visual for that, man
Who woulda thought I
Could ever be such a relentless
Prick unleashing his angers(?)
But the chick's so old
She looks like she out-lived a life sentence
I never meant this
Line to be so offensive
If you weren't so defensive
It wouldn't be
You're so sensitive
[Chorus]
I
Guess it's
Time
For you
To hate me again
Let's begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in
I said
I
Guess it's
Time
For you
To hate me again
Let's begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends
[Verse 3]
Put Christopher Reeves on a
Unicycle with a kickstand
Kick it up and push him and lead him
Right into quicksand
Here, you need a hand, big man?
Grab hold of this branch
With both hands
Man, they don't understand
I'm just a sick man
Now everybody's pissed at me
Like it's my fault
This name rhymes with so many different words
Geez
So one last time, Mr. Christopher Reeves
Won't you break it down for me
And just spit the verse, please!
[Eminem As Christopher Reeves]
Eminem, I'm coming to kill you
Always hated you and I still do
You'll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume
Doesn't even fit you
They don't feel you
You're taking this shit too far
Who do you think you are
Hang my suit up in the armoire
Everyday I hate you more and more
Throw down the cardboard
Let's breakdance if you think you're hardcore
[Chorus]
I
Guess it's
Time
For you
To hate me again
Let's begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in
I said
I
Guess it's
Time
For you
To hate me again
Let's begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends
[Outro]
The world is mine!
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